Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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