You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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