I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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