Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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