how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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