My nipple is on Facebook.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
me + whiskey = a bad person
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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