I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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