She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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