i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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