Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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