Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think i have herpe
just one?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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