is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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