I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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