I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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