I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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