2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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