trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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