drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Randomize
