Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize