The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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