omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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