question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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