ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think your dad took our porno
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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