My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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