making cat noises will not fix the situation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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