just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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