are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Jerry, you need to find god
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Is Oprah even human
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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