if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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