While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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