Sry I called you an 8
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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