Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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