I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
