Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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