dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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