Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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