our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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