It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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