guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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