Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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