whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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