Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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