Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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