chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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