My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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