Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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