Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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