glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
