i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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