What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
