Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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