just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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