It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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