i permit you to call me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
