I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this boner is exhausting
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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