I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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